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“Thinking of you is pretty, hopeful, It is like listening to the most beautiful song From the most beautiful voice on earth… But hope is not enough for me any more, I don’t want to listen to songs any more, I want to sing.””
— Nâzım Hikmet
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We reject the idea that a horse with a horn could ever exist, but never question the fact that a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot long neck already exists.
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